Since the interview post, with my daughter Florence, did so well, I thought it would be cute, to start asking different family members random questions, (individually). Sometimes you never know certain things, until you ask them! If you don’t ask you don’t get… so the second person I’ll be interviewing, is my boyfriend, Mitchell Le Tissier, I can’t live with him but I also can’t live without him *sick in mouth*
So here it goes….
So let’s start off real easy…
What do you think the meaning of life is?
I don’t think there is one, I just think it is what it is!
What’s your earliest memory?
I genuinely don’t know, actually… yes going to the hospital when keeleigh was born (sister)
Snog, Marry, or kill – Kim Kylie kourtney Kardashian
You could’ve put Khloe in, you know she’s my favourite! Ok I’ll have to go with, marry Kim, snog Kylie even though I don’t think she’s anything great! And kill Kourtney, she annoys me the most out of all of them. I’m a Khloe man.
If You could get rid of one football team apart from Portsmouth, which team would it be and why?
Man united, all their plastic fans irritate me.
Would you call yourself a feminist?
What’s your opinion on Brexit?
Um, it’s a pointless revolt, cutting off our nose to spite our face someone needs to show some balls and try stop it.
Who’s the last person to text you? And what does it say?
Alex garner – that’s a service!
Would you rather be the most attractive man in the whole world or be the most intelligent?
I’m already both! Um intelligent. I’ve been fighting women off my whole life I’m tired of it...
If you could personally witness any sporting event from the past which would it be and why?
That’s a great question that is, I will say kauto star fifth king George, because he is one of the greats and everyone loves a come back.
What’s your opinion on the new saints F.C. manager?
The only plausible option.It couldn’t get any worse.
If you were in charge of saints what would you change?
If I owned the club? Ye , well… there’s not a lot that does need to change but the calibre of players that we sign.
What cheers you up?
Not a lot… laughs…playing with the kids.
What makes you sad?
The state of the world we live in. Brexit.
What’s your favourite smell?
The smell of Cheltenham on the Tuesday.
What’s it like having a famous dad?
It has positive and negative sides to it. Obviously negative is you constantly get asked if you are related to him. And positive I get to see him on telly every week.
Least favourite sport and why?
Rugby. Rugby union. I haven’t been brought up with it and I don’t really get it.
What are your favourite things about your mum and your dad?
They are always there for me.
Who’s more of a creep the Easter bunny or the tooth fairy?
The tooth fairy. She watches you sleep, psycho bitch.
Apart from your immediate family (mum, dad, children, siblings) who’s your favourite family member?
If you could switch lives with someone for one day who would it be?
What’s the best and worst thing about being a dad?
The best, coming back to house and see them smile. And the worst I haven’t slept past 7am in nearly two years.
What do you think about when you’re alone?
What is it like being a brother to three sisters?
Favourite room in the house?
Do you think there’s a god?
What would be the title of your autobiography?
Mitch understood… you get it?
Would you rather smoke 40 cigs a day or drink 40 pints?
I couldn’t drink 40 pints, so I’d say smoke but eurgh.
If you could change one thing about me what would it be?
I’d want you to believe in yourself more.
Why do you think Hillary Clinton lost against trump?
Because the vast majority of Americans are very insular
If you spoke a different language what would it be?
What Would you rather be welsh or Scottish?
If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life what would it be?
I will say, sausages and sweet potato fries.
What was your opinion on me becoming a mum so young?
I think it was good for you, and I think you are a better person for it. You were a bellend before hand. But you are now an excellent mother.
Why do you prefer cats over dogs?
Less needy and they’re cuter just nicer less aggressive.
What’s the most annoying thing about commuting to work?
Would you rather be squished to death by a hippo or fall to your death from a plane?
I think fall from a plane. The falling feeling would be quite exhilarating.
Name a celebrity you can’t stand?
Gemma Collins. She’s extremely irritating
If you could fly where would you fly to?
How many babies should I have?
No more. Giggles.
Should we get married?
Maybe later. If you’re lucky!
What do you wish for your children?
For them to be happy
Name a skill you wish you had?
I wish I could sing.
Which one of your dads goals is your favourite?
The first time I saw him score was Sheffield Wednesday in 1997.
Do you believe in love at first site?
Yeah I do.
How many times have you been in love?
What advice could you give your younger self?
Save some money.
Who’s your best friend?
If I murdered someone would you try and cover it up?
Yes I actually would.
Name four celebs you’d have at your dinner party?
Robbie Williams, Brian Clough, Kevin Pietersen, Keifer Sutherland.
If you were to write a message in a bottle what would it be?
Name something most people wouldn’t know about you?
I failed my gcse cookery.