Apart from the fricken’ obvious : Racists , Homophobes , Twatish things similar to that. Here are the seven things I will NEVER understand. WARNING : may offend! As everyone gets offended by everything these days.
White denim – I just can’t. It’s bad enough in the summer, but when someone has the audacity to wear white denim in the winter you have to question their sanity. White denim will always remind me of : Preeteens getting wasted late at night in their local park. I don’t know why but I cannot erase that thought. It gets a big fat no from me.
Hockey – I’m not talking about ice hockey as that’s a little more interesting. I’m talking about that stupid pointless game, where you’re bent over (causing unnessacary back pain) whacking an inappropriately heavy tiny ball with a shit version of a broom stick. Bore off.
Robbie Williams – He shouts he doesn’t sing. This Man (for me personally) has to be the most over rated pop singer of all time. Whatever song he sings I just hear the words “RudeBox”. He also has a very creepy sleazy personality. I must say his Wife comes across very charming though.
Football – I’ve tried I’ve really tried. And I don’t think it’s the actual sport itself it’s the culture of it. The swearing, the aggressive nature, the sexism. I ain’t buying it. The fact these Men get paid so much, and yes I know it’s not down to them personally but still… it’s sickening. I think they are gifted/talented people but nobody deserves that much dollar for kicking a sphere object into a net.
Rich people lusting over working class culture – I feel like.. no matter where you come from in life, you have to own it and be proud. If you’re lucky enough to be born into a rich family own your privilege and accept it. I see far too many rich ‘Made in Chelsea’ type folks posing in their retro Adidas in front of council estates, for the odd fact that they think it’ll look ‘cool’ on Instagram. No offence mate… you look like a twat.
Pet owners that refer themselves as ‘Mum’ or ‘Dad’ – PETA LOOK AWAY NOW! Look yeah… I think it’s nice you love and care for your pet so much. I’d much rather see you adore your pet than treat it badly. I think it’s always sad and upsetting seeing an animal suffering on those horrific adverts on TV. But there’s a difference between caring/loving and appreciating your pet and taking it to a whole extreme : Making out they’re your kids. I’m sorry it creeps me out and I can’t stand it. These ‘dog weddings’ and salon days people arrange for their furry beings is bloody strange. You’ve all gone barking mad. Ha see what I did there.
Drum roll……the last one
Brexit – I mean…what the fuck were you thinking? Really? In a world where there’s so much hate and anger right now, why cause even more division? Why go and gamble something you really have no clue about? Why listen to Lord Voldermort and the Joker? Who by the way jumped ship and hid as soon as it were announced ‘leave’ won the vote. Never listen to a bunch of snakes who vilify immigrants. Because it won’t ever work. I am so pleased that I am able to tell my children one day that I voted remain.