Lists are clear for me to read they are blunt black and white and I get the message loud and clear. So writing down what I hate about myself is a good reminder for my lil brain of the things of which I could improve. I’ll also be writing ten things I love about myself as you know I’m too fabulous not to.
Ten things I hate about me
Yes hates a strong word but this bunch of crap grinds my gears and you know me I like to be dramatic
1. I’m all or nothing
There is absolutely NO in between you either get the best of me or the worst. I either give you my all or not give a shit. Once my emotions are turned off there’s nobody home honey bee.
Being honest is good but I over do it. If you’re easily offended (or just a normal level headed average person) don’t ask me if I think you look fat in your outfit because if you do I will tell you so. Annnnnnd ladies & gentlemen that is the reason I no longer work in retail.
I take people, things, situations even life for granted. I make rash decisions in a blink of an eye and have no regard of other people’s feelings.
4. Over confident
I make Kanye West look like an insecure introvert and sometimes I need to chill the fuck out.
At times I can be emotionless. From a lot of pain and suffering I’ve experienced I have become a little cold hearted at times and think ‘ugh suck it up babes’ I once eye rolled at somebody getting upset over their hamster passing away. I need to understand that everyone copes differently.
If I want something I want it right here right now. Even within the next hour seems like a drag to me. Hurry. Up. Or. I. Will. Scream.
I’m so unpredictable I’m predictable. You never know what’s going to happen with me. You think you’ll receive a punch yet I’ll give you a hug. And on those days you think you’ll get a hug……
8. Playing games
I like playing little psycho games on people not mean ones just ones that’ll make you just a teeny bit mad. With every relationship I’ve had I’ve ordered myself flowers then thanked the person I’m dating/my boyfriend at time sit back and watch them get angry. Muhahahaa.
9. Addictive personality
I have such an addictive personality. I can’t just get into a hobby I have to live eat breathe it yes it can be a positive thing but also it can completely take over my life and get a little silly. I also get hooked on certain foods/drinks I was once addicted to Diet Coke and drank 15-20 cans a day. My dentist fucking loves me.
10. Bored easily
I get bored of people or things easily and tend to drop them aside as if they were pieces of rubbish. If you’re somebody who’s renowned as “nice” yawn the word nice is a killer bore off I have no time for you. Unless you’re David Bowie, drunk all day , love politics, a hard core feminist or say the word cunt five times during every sentence you’ll probs bore me. With that being said you wouldn’t have been that special to me for me to just walk away.
Ten things I lurve about me
And now all the 100 things I love about me! I joke I joke..
1. I’m super creative
Bitch move out my way I’m about to make your Halloween pumpkin creation look like Donalds Trump’s shitty swept over hair. My imagination is pretty good I come up with the best fairy tale stories to tell the kids.
2. I am confident in my skin
I think I’m really good looking I really like my face and I know in this day and age that’s a really controversial/big headed thing to say but I’ll go ahead and say it anyway. I have no time for people crying over how they look everyone should embrace themselves and rock it. And once you start liking the way you look you also become anti jealous and appreciate everyone else’s beauty. I’ll always run up to random girls in nightclub toilets telling them how good they look.
3. A survivor
Nothing or nobody can bring me down. Honey I’ve been to hell and back I won’t ever lose sleep over you move out my way. Don’t ever underestimate the things that I can do.
At times I can be terribly blunt like I’ve just said. But you know you’ll always get the truth with me. Even if I lie the lie cannot float about for long and I will always be the one to announce it were false.
5. Good listener/ secret keeper
I am the best secret keeper. I am riddled with the stuff! Honestly the amount of juicy gossip I’ll be taking to my grave would be enough to make a blabber mouth drool. I’ll always spill my own beans I like talking about myself but when a friend comes to me with a secret I will always keep it safe.
6. Strong intuition
I honestly think I’m gifted with my intuition I knew I was pregnant each time I didn’t need a pregnancy stick to tell me I also didn’t need the twenty week scan to tell me what the sex of all three children were I knew from the very beginning. I always know when someone doesn’t like me and I always know when someone speaks bad or even good about me. No it’s not paranoia I truly have an over whelming feeling of knowing. There’s no explaining some of the things I somehow know. I don’t need fact or reason to know when someone’s lying to me and when I confront them about it they immediately ask “how did I know?” I’m not sure I just did.
7. I manage to wing everything
I somehow manage to wing everything. I could start a random hobby tomorrow and become real good at it very quickly I feel as if I’m a Jack of all trades I seem to just be average at quite a lot of stuff.
8. I could strike up a conversation with anybody
I’ll always be the one in the kitchen at a party with a big group of people talking about something lapping up the attention from everyone. I really am good at controlling the vibe of party and getting everybody on board with the conversation. There are no limits with what I can have a talk about from aliens to abortion or depression to taking drugs I’ll talk about the good bad and ugly and you’ll be hooked on my every word. I can become mates with pretty much anybody if I tried.
9. Fuck it attitude
I tend to just go with the flow and nothing phases me for long. If I want to go ahead and say or do something I’ll just go and do it. Not a lot can put me off and people’s words don’t get me down for long. If I wanna dye my hair bright green I’ll do it, if I want to shave my head I will, if I want to tell someone how I really feel about them I will. If I have a goal in mind I will achieve it.
10. Seeing the positives in all situations
If life throws you lemons I’ll go make some vodka lemonade. Life can be tough but with every difficult situation a rainbow will appear. My Nan has been through an awful lot this year and is still recovering but because of that my family have become the strongest and closest I’ve ever seen. with bad becomes good my darling keep going.
Thanks love Alex